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Finally! Some good news! Sort of...

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They're more alike than you think...

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Friendster? What, is that like an 8 track or something?

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"Healthy."

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What's race got to do with it?

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Breaking news from Radio Shack! I know, I know, you're on the edge of your seat!

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Not even Google knows everything. Like, for example, how to not be racist.

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Don't blame it on the alcohol. That's not even your song.

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Did anybody give this guy a career test? I mean, in-between his vacations.

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First taxes, now they're coming for our clocks?

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Giving Bush a library? Too little, too late.

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Please don't be perky right now. Please don't be perky right now.

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It's never too early to get excited.

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About as convincing as Kanye's.

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Why can't I wash my face with something that isn't edible? You know... like McDonald's.

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If Obama wants to trim the fat, here's one place to start.

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Health care in America: not a privilege NOR a right. Just a pain.

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Was it rigged? No. It was even simpler than that.

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Did you say pirates? Wait, what century is this?

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140 characters is not enough to describe how much Twitter sucks.

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Something weird is going on...

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Pretty sure this isn't what the 2nd amendment was for...

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Bears and humans aren't so different. Why else would they keep stealing my picnic baskets?

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What'd they do wrong this time? I mean, aside from Air Bud...

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Apparently everybody hates Kanye now.

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"Uh... I don't know, what do YOU think?"

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First rule of not being a jerk: don't be a jerk.

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Where'd that dumb guy go? He was fun.

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It's not a recession if you have no money to 'recede'

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TSA can't save you from yourself.

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What, you haven't heard of Spacebook? You are SO out of the loop.

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We all know it's rough. So can we please talk about puppies instead?

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Healthcare in America is fine! As long as you have a fake Canadian passport...

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Let's just call it "creative parenting."

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Uh oh, did I forget Mother's Day again?

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What's the number one rule of advertising? Know your audience, especially if they wear capes.

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It just keeps going on and on... like a Phish concert, only not quite as bad.

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It's better than 'Come here often?' but just barely.

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I hate facebook! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to update my status.